Prescription for an Injured Hamstring

photo07.jpgFirst, anesthetize the opposing line-up with first-rate pitching by your next-in-line starter. 

A shut-out? 

All the better. 

That would be JUST what the doctor ordered. 

Continue the regimen over six innings. 

Follow-up treatment with similarly paralyzing relief pitching is advised.

 


 

 


photo03.jpgIntersperse numbing defensive treatment with aggressive offensive regimen as needed.  A dosage of several homers, three or four doubles, seventeen some hits, and, say, thirteen runs should suffice and allow for full healing and recovery.

Continue therapy as often as possible, preferably for four to six weeks. 

However, the therapeutic benefits of continuing said regimen throughout an entire season cannot be understated or underestimated.

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